lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

dabootymaster:

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

but is it plugged in

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

travelingcolors:

If you’re a Zionist (not to use a different word…) and you get bothered when I (and most of the world) show my support to Palestinian people… Then you should unfollow me. Seriously, I won’t mind.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
— Herm Albright, quoted in Reader’s Digest, June 1995 (via icanrelateto)